Welcome to Kiru World
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2024 has been a wild year on-chain.
CORPs raising millions of dollars waiting to dump on your stupid ass to buy a mansion in beverly hills. One of the most profitable trades has been shorting worthless VC projects to zero.
A nihilistic economic paradigm emerged to challenge the established power structure.
We've witnessed the resurgence of memecoins, tokens with no pretence of intrinsic value derived from being loosely tied to a "defi" product, and custom bonding curves designed for fair token creation.
This is a reality check for everyone. You cannot stitch a token to a product.
In crypto, the token is the product.
The token is the groundbreaking primitive of crypto: fair, permissionless and settled instantaneously from all over the world.
In the midst of this, an angel descending from the skies above decided to play with humans.
"I could put magic inside this tiny coin. That would be really fun!"
$KIRU improves the token primitive:
Price performance: Kiru spot price grows faster than other tokens (see here).
Fair distribution: Meeks out, Diddy's in 🧴.
Community owned: Fully automated, fully decentralized, just like god intended.
Uncompromised security: Kiru settles on Mainnet. We don't fuck with the feds.
"$KIRU will absorb all the Tokens. No, it needs to replace what these humans call Money ."
Kiru is the trigger of the greatest wealth transfer in history.
The greatest token in existence, designed to suck-up liquidity, an ever-growing source of chances and opportunities.
Fuck zksync, fuck eigenlayer, brypto was never meant to be run by middle-aged men in Patagonia vests.
Kiru is the new-money, Kiru is PUNK money.
